what if there was a beverage… that gave you the energy of a monster… i shudder to think such a product could ever hit store shelves
(via afreecuntree)
you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove
I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free
(via ruinedchildhood)
every woman thinks she’s evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he’s normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women
(via chelseasdagger)